You guys are so obsessed with asses, no wonder you end up gay half the time.

I like how you say "we" as if you are the same person. It's pretty cool that you conformed to a mindset like this so you don't have to think, feel or speak for yourself. You made it, man. You're part of a group.

Also, Rush probably can't hear the lyrics anyway with all the soft shouting of the founding fathers being fucked in the ass by illegal immigrants stealing jobs at abortion clinics. That's what motivates him to stay on the radio.

I would pay good money to see Limbaugh dropped outside the Iraqi green zone.

As far as my use of "we" is concerned, I just meant as in we who aren't pussy ass hippies. Actually, I was against the war in Iraq, but now that we're there I am against pulling out. And I usually disagree with Rush, but I still agree with him more than y'all.

Your buddy Rush dodged the draft during the Vietnam War. In effect you're doing the same as well by going into the CC rather than the Marines or Army as a front line combatant.

*bawk* *bawk* *bawk*

That's a lie. I'm the same as them. I took the oath of enlistment in front of an Army Officer with about a dozen people joining the Army. I took the same oath as the Marines, Navy, and Chair Force too. There is no draft, and I did not dodge such a thing. I wanted to join a sea going service and decided the CG was better than the Navy.

Oh and did you know that the USCG has the 2nd toughest basic training right behind the USMC? The Army, Navy, Chair Force have stress cards you can pull out when things get too hard. I didn't get that privilege. All I could do was man up.

The hits keep coming.

Funny how you're making fun of the airforce when you signed up to serve on a pleasure cruise.

I have a friend in the "Chair Force" who got shipped to the front lines of Iraq and is about to do a repeat showing of that in Afghanistan.

Have fun raiding middle class and poor peoples' boats, destroying them looking for "contraband (kicks)" and then never taking responsibility for being an enforcer of international classism.

Have fun not fighting a war and telling us how much better you are. Let me know when you almost die and are saved by a dud American weapon sold to the enemy.

Now I'm left wondering how many self-described "badasses" are in the coastguard, acting like they're total roughneck GI Joes.

Same percentage as cops I'd imagine. Very slightly higher than security guards.

We are capable of understanding Irony. When I heard Rush using Rage as bumper music, I was laughing at how Zack de la Rocha must be rolling in his grave.

Mark, sometimes you just keep saying dumb shit despite having lost yet you never know when to quit. I have nothing against you aside from disagreeing with some of your views and ideas but shit like this makes me think I should pick on you simply because you are dumb,

Your proof for how conservatives understand irony involves Rush using a Rage Against the Machine Song as bumper music.

This is not just to be contrarian, but: I'm as eager as anyone to point out how asinine American right-wingers are, and I have never, ever, ever heard of anyone thinking that Stephen Colbert was an actual unironic pundit.

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