Yeah she went too far, otherwise I'd be disappointed. I really like the part with that guy from one of my favorite jpegs.
|Billy the Poet |
Janelle Monae has lapped this bitch.
Billy the Poet
And a popular mainstream song by a popular mainstream musician belongs on 73Q.
That Vertigo Main Title of one nice piece of music. Hasn't aged a day.
Loses a star for everything that happens after the music starts, otherwise wow.
I'm having trouble rating this so I'll just 4 for the horribly stupid, trite bullshit intro, bad music and the tryhard as fuck lyrics because it may not be evil but it's pretty terrible.
Additional star for Gaga looking actually attractive through a good portion of the video.
This barely counted as edgy in the 60s/70s when David Bowie did it, why are people clutching their handbags so tightly now?
DEVO WUZ RIGHT
Yeah, and this dude isn't even better looking than Bowie.
oh come on!!! that ending is fucking hilarious, right? RIGHT?!
Could not care less about what an attention whore does to sell canned pop music.
Screw her because you only listen to hard core music like Linkin Park. You're hardcore.
The super extended David Lynch Dune intro.
|Spit Spingola |
You know, this is a pretentious, dumb video. There are plenty of great pop singer/songwriters who are a thousand times better at all the things Gaga tries to do. Also, this song sounds like it came out of a drawer labeled MADONNA SONGS. BUT after a decade of Britney, J. Lo, and Beyonce I'm kind of happy to have Lady Gaga as AMERICAN POP SINGER NUMBER ONE. Hell, I might even take Lady Gaga over the real Madonna or Gwen Stefani if you pushed me.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Dune + the student film from Ghost World + 80s synth + S&M club - any amount of enjoyment = this
|Jet Bin Fever |
Hooray! This song wasn't even catchy. I can go about my day now and herald the fall of another terrible pop singer!
This video did not deliver on the promise that the unicorn in a pink triangle made.
A couple of stars because Lady Gaga once dated Kermit the Frog.
Cremaster cycle REMIX
|Oscar Wildcat |
It's "The Safety Dance" for a new generation!
What a pretentious twat.
Safety Dance is a genuinely good song.
Maybe for her next SHOCKING VIDEO/COSTUME/ACT she can revert back to her previous Tori Amos wannabe/MTV's Boiling Point days when she was just a normal, unattractive girl with above average talent trying to be famous.
Oh nobody cares.
|Esperma de Mutante |
Five for recreating the dance scene from Dogtooth, otherwise awful.
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