Also, BMI is pretty much irrelevant.
Jet Bin Fever
Yeah, we rarely look at BMI anymore, because as an index it's a poor indication of health. Also, there are different forms of obesity that have different health effects. Truncal obesity, for instance, is usually much worse for cardiopulmonary health.
I want a better quality of life and I want it given to me, now.
He's not gonna get very far eating shit sandwiches.
If only there was some sort of documented proof that consuming fewer calories than one uses, over an extended period of time, would produce weight loss... when will medicine do the research?
I want a lung transplant! Where are my Lucky Strikes?
I've taken a similar approach to getting a new, bigger dick by contracting various STDs.
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This is stupid. He should just cut his feet off, reducing his height.
Presto! Higher BMI, free lap-band, and instant improved quality of life!
EAT LESS FOOD YOU SHIT.
See guys, aren't you happy that the right wing in the United States is spending billions of dollars to save us from this kind of stuff?
It might be better to go the other way. Give judges the power to force someone to go to a gym. Or at least just this guy.
The Simpsons already did it.
May you laugh as hard as I did.
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