|joelkazoo - 2011-03-04 |
"The Cat Deer" sounds like a Wesley Willis song title.
CAT DEER WAS HAVING A NAP
HE WAS LYIN IN DA SHADE
DA GRASS WAS REFRESHING LIKE A DR. PEPPER
CAT DEER WAS ALSO LYING DOWN
CAT DEER GOT ON HIS MOTORCYCLE
HE WAS DRIVING LIKE A JACKOFF
HE WAS DRIVING FAST A JIFFY LUBE OIL CHANGE
HIS SUNGLASSES WERE EXPENSIVE
HIS SUNGLASSES WERE ALSO BROWN
ROCK OVER LONDON!
ROCK ON CHICAGO!
FUNNY NAME, SERIOUS SANDWICH!
Jet Bin Fever
Suck a cat deer's dick!
Suck a cat deer's dick in miracle whip!
Suck a cat deer's dick in chocolate sauce!
Suck a cat deer's dick in your funky ass!
|Ursa_minor - 2011-03-04 |
That bunny was the Deer's boyfriend. He watched it all happen. That hop was the involuntary knee-jerk bodily aftershock of his tiny bunny heart breaking in two.
no no no nonononoNO NO GOD MY HEART NO! *boing*
|poorwill - 2011-03-04 |
What a Wonderful World is not an ironic song.
It's ironic in the sense that at the time Louis Armstrong performed it, the world was far from wonderful.
Hopeful is not ironic :(
And I hope by tits you mean awesome fedex
I will change the tags.
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