"Once upon a lifetime, an adventure takes place that will change the hearts of every man.
This spring, from the creators of Blah Blah Blah, comes one of the most exciting and inspirational animated adventures of a lifetime."
Jesus, was this written by Corky?
Rodents of Unusual Size
If there is anything that is going to change my life forever, it is a chicken doing gymnastics and a sewer rat falling through a pipe.
Faith! Huh! Good God, y'all! What is it good for?!?
Cashing in on muppets!
Say it with me!
Not as bad as the video game about a hot angel being your grandmother. This seems lackluster as fuck and more like Back at the Barnyard Goes on a Pilgrimage
Hey look! They put Zoo Race in it!
Only thing worse than big budget Hollywood style movie trailers are shitty imitations of them
|Billy the Poet |
Sorry, no pigs in Jerusalem. You can go eat corpses in the hills while the chicken gets saved.
The plot sounds great!
Why is there a pig in the Jewish farm?
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
All of those actors are actually playing a talking wagon, who is the surprise star of this movie.
I love how cavalierly they mashed together "once upon a time" and "once in a lifetime", not thinking twice that the monstrously awkward phrase born of that union probably wouldn't make the best first impression. Five stars for bad copywriting!
CGI as a new staple of Christian kids' entertainment? Haven't you heard of Veggie Tales? Also: ancient Palestine was a pretty multicultural place in Jesus' day, and there were herds of pigs (it's in the Bible!!!!).
Forgive my Sunday School Nerd-out.
Anyway, this looks abysmal. Isn't a trailer supposed to give you some kind of idea of what a movie is about?
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