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Category:Religious, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:Jesus, dead, Armageddon, earthquake, judgement day
Submitted:Dread Pirate Roberts
Date:03/07/11
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Vicious
How many apocalypse's have we lived through these past few decades? Five?
WHO WANTS DESSERT
Mankind has always clung to end-times myths, Y2K just showed everyone how profitable they can be in modern times. And thanks to mass media and the internet there's an apocalypse for everyone to buy into, from the most shrill of evangelicals to the technology-worshiping atheist.

cognitivedissonance
The problem with your theory that "man has always had end times myths" is that they were never given hard and fast dates until William Miller in the 19th century. The Rapture fixation is almost purely American, both in derivation and current belief. Believers in other countries are downright perplexed about it.

jangbones
Also, a lot of Americans today live their lives as if a complete breakdown of society, law, whatever, is right around the corner, which annoys me to no end. Seemingly rational people are stockpiling mountains of canned goods and guns and ammunition because they truly believe they are going to need them in six months.

Zarathustra00
So you've met my parents jangbones? How are they doing these days? I've not heard from them since the elections, when they were telling me about how unless white Americans wake up and do something about the growing number of Muslims, blacks, and Mexicans in this country, we'll be stripped of our citizenship and made into the slaves of all not white people.

jangbones
your parents are not the only ones living in perpetual end times

a former coworker of mine was young, college educated, gainfully employed in technology, and a hundred percent convinced that America was less than a decade from complete collapse

Vicious
jangbones, that's half the people on this site.

memedumpster
Any apocalypse that ends in American white slavery I refer to as the "groovularity." I hope my Chinese/Black/Indian/Mexican/Jew masters let me whip the bad slaves (the whitest ones)!

BorrowedSolution
I think we should find out where these people are going to be gathering on Judgement Day, and slip them all sleeping pills at staggered intervals. Then, we'll join in the festivities as they convince themselves that this time it's actually happening.
Jet Bin Fever
Rapture me away oh Lord!!
Rodents of Unusual Size
Rapture Me Away would make a great infomercial cleaning product.

simon666
There's a guy in town who hands out fliers about this almost everyday with a chalk sign that counts down the days. I've been meaning to ask him if it's May 21st as it begins in Australia, Europe, or the US. Or if the rapture will happen as fast as the earth rotates. I'll let you guys know what I find out.
pastorofmuppets
Ye know not the hour, dog. Could be 4, could be 5.

SteamPoweredKleenex
Yeah, what pastor said. The apocalypse runs on "Cable TV technician" time; you can only know the day-part they might arrive in if they can be arsed to show up.

Xenocide
I've been to Gasperilla a number of times. It's like Mardis Gras, but appropriate for kids and families. By which I mean it sucks.

Good news, William Miller: your legacy lives on.
Mother_Puncher
This is like the 7th time there has been apocalypse due dates since 2000. It's always the Mayan Calendar, crazy Christians or Ron Paul supporters spamming the shit too.
pastorofmuppets
Please please please interview them on the 22nd.
SteamPoweredKleenex
Sadly, unless they do something positive for humanity like jump off a building in the hopes to be raptured away before they hit, they've probably got their "oh, well, I didn't carry the two. 2024 for sure!" story all ready to go.

spikestoyiu
Michael Travesser. National Geographic channel did a couple of specials on him and they had camera crews there on Halloween of 2007, when he claimed the world would end. Of course it didn't, but that didn't stop him or his followers from believing something major had occurred anyhow.

Riskbreaker
You could trick all these people into riding a rocket to the sun, and they will fall for it.
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