|The Mothership |
Please tell me that this in a rest home.
|La Loco |
Hairy pits give this an extra star.
Guys, be nice, losing the Superbowl hit Troy pretty hard and this is the first time I've seen him since then with a smile on his face so don't be so fucking judgmental.
|moral sex |
This is what you consider fat?
I'll concede that the face is pretty homely, but that's what paper bags were meant for.
Unless that paper bag contains a bottle of Maker's Mark, 2 eightballs of coke and a sample box of Cialis...
"Obese" takes on a certain colloquial meaning with people that generally means "really Goddamn mumu/scooter fat," which she isn't. However, I'm betting she's over 200 lbs and she looks about 5'4", and if those assumptions are even close, she's obese.
Argh, I broke my monitor when I instinctively threw a ham at the monitor to subdue this beast.
You've ruined this song for me.
|Hammer Falls |
This is what Glee has wrought.
In her mind, she's a pretty pretty princess with a unicorn and a castle.
On my screen she's an anthropomorphic sack of polenta and horsehair awkwardly flopping about to shitty music.
I can't believe no one commented on the grease smudges on the lens.
She dedicated the song to the last double cheeseburger she obliterated.
GAUSSIAN BLUR WONT FIX EVERYTHING...
|Jet Bin Fever |
Layers upon layers of terrible. Like a shit sandwich with urinal cakes for bread.
|Caminante Nocturno |
This is unacceptable.
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