Mother_Puncher I'm not watching this due to the tags and pre-load image.
snothouse The describer "David Lynch-esque" gets used too often, but I feel it applies here. Holy god.
BHWW I think I remember seeing this - well not the actual movie but seeing it on the shelf at the local chain video-rental place I worked for a while at during my wayward youth, one of those really chintzy looking no-budget direct-to-video kids flicks from the very early 1990s that no one ever checked out. Ever.