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Comment count is 21
kingofthenothing - 2011-03-09
With a lot of rum and some Vicodin I can help that lady lose her virginity.
kingarthur - 2011-03-10
A LOT of rum and vicodin.

Explodotron - 2011-03-10
King fight!

theSnake - 2011-03-09
lol is there more of this
WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2011-03-09
The marketing blitz for this game seems to be dedicated to showing that Bioware is staffed entirely by TVtropes members. At one point the (short, fat, bald, bearded) head writer did a post about how gross gay sex was, it was great.

Riskbreaker - 2011-03-09
"The Citizen Kane of video game DLC and promotions.
Mother_Puncher - 2011-03-09
Does that even mean anything?

FABIO - 2011-03-09
Bioware writers and Penny Arcade fans: a perfect storm of horrible people.
Xenocide - 2011-03-09
They forgot the part where every third NPC you talk to tries to sell you on some downloadable content pack.

Dragon Age is an amazingly immersive simulation of a real informercial set in a Renaissance fair.
James Woods - 2011-03-09
Seriously. If you think that sounds fun, you may also like: Playstation Home

Sudan no1 - 2011-03-10
cool, I used to talk to NPCs to find out where da treasure was hidden and go on a quest to find it, but now I can pay real cash and get my thingy NOW.


deadpan - 2011-03-09
taking the romantic options in new directions, such as a virgin and a slut
FABIO - 2011-03-10
"Amazing directions we were able to take with the characters: virgin or slut" has finally stolen the crown from "giant enemy crab".

Jet Bin Fever - 2011-03-09
Yes! I will pay extra to download an EXCLUSIVE sluttier costume for my slutty witch character. Schwing!
Raggamuffin - 2011-03-10
I've found it's actually difficult to AVOID having sex in Bioware games at this point. That and the endless, endless conversations.
Chancho - 2011-03-10
There was some freaky shit going on at BioWare back in the day. They could teach you some things.

kwash - 2011-03-10
Maybe if they spent less time working on romance options they could make a combat system that didn't suck absolute balls.
Caminante Nocturno - 2011-03-10
First world problems.
craptacular - 2011-03-10
thank you Mr.Hentai for your worldly wisdom

chumbucket - 2011-03-10
blue alien sideboob for the win alex
StanleyPain - 2011-03-10
I like it when BioWare peoples talk about writing their stupid, whorey female characters in this tone like it took carefully experimenting with a test tube or something to somehow "create" these characters. "we played around and were able to actually get some different things out of it." Yeah, keep convincing yourself that it's the cutting edge of post-modern, experimentalist writing to come up with different ways of making aliens/elves/whatever fuck in a video game.
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