With a lot of rum and some Vicodin I can help that lady lose her virginity.
lol is there more of this
WHO WANTS DESSERT
The marketing blitz for this game seems to be dedicated to showing that Bioware is staffed entirely by TVtropes members. At one point the (short, fat, bald, bearded) head writer did a post about how gross gay sex was, it was great.
"The Citizen Kane of video game DLC and promotions.
Bioware writers and Penny Arcade fans: a perfect storm of horrible people.
They forgot the part where every third NPC you talk to tries to sell you on some downloadable content pack.
Dragon Age is an amazingly immersive simulation of a real informercial set in a Renaissance fair.
taking the romantic options in new directions, such as a virgin and a slut
"Amazing directions we were able to take with the characters: virgin or slut" has finally stolen the crown from "giant enemy crab".
|Jet Bin Fever |
Yes! I will pay extra to download an EXCLUSIVE sluttier costume for my slutty witch character. Schwing!
I've found it's actually difficult to AVOID having sex in Bioware games at this point. That and the endless, endless conversations.
Maybe if they spent less time working on romance options they could make a combat system that didn't suck absolute balls.
|Caminante Nocturno |
First world problems.
blue alien sideboob for the win alex
I like it when BioWare peoples talk about writing their stupid, whorey female characters in this tone like it took carefully experimenting with a test tube or something to somehow "create" these characters. "we played around and were able to actually get some different things out of it." Yeah, keep convincing yourself that it's the cutting edge of post-modern, experimentalist writing to come up with different ways of making aliens/elves/whatever fuck in a video game.
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