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Category:Pets & Animals
Tags:umbrella, better animals, slow loris, Cutegasm
Submitted:Time Travel Mishap
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2011-03-08
yes okay
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2011-03-08
better animals tag

Time Travel Mishap - 2011-03-08
knew there was a obvious tag I was missing.

baleen - 2011-03-08
It's cute but it's in Russia which means its teeth have been ground into nothing so it can't bite people with its poison bite. The poison in its elbows has also probably been removed by surgically taking them out. In order to get this animal, it was probably smuggled in horrible conditions from Southeast Asia where many of its kin died and where most likely the forest where it lived was burnt to the ground to grow soy beans or raise cattle.

Go exotic pet craze, go.

simon666 - 2011-03-08
I was going to submit this, as the better animals tag came to mind. Then I researched Slow Loris as pets and realized they have a poison bite. Then what baleen has said...

CornOnTheCabre - 2011-03-09
My favorite part about this video is that it was apparently so cute that Baleen still couldn't give it a 1.

Pillager - 2011-03-09
@ Baleen, at the rate their natural habitat is disappearing, they'll soon only exist in captivity.

mouser - 2011-03-08
lieutenant halfabeef - 2011-03-08
They're mocking you, Slow Loris. Poison them, POISON THEM!
Naugaskins - 2011-03-08
"Stop it guys! It's going to rrraaAAAAIN!"
Jimmy Labatt - 2011-03-08
This delivers
citrusmirakel - 2011-03-10
The "cutegasm" tag especially.

takewithfood - 2011-03-08
If they weren't venomous and didn't have a tendency to pee on their hands, I would want one.

Ah hell, I still want one.
Jimmy Labatt - 2011-03-08
Eh, their toxin is only a mild irritant at best (unless you're allergic of course).

moral sex - 2011-03-08
From the Wikipedia page:

"They are also turned into a wine said to alleviate pain, or dried and smoked."


Oktay - 2011-03-08
From the Wikipedia page on tiny umbrellas? Please say yes.

Tom Collins - 2011-03-09
Turns out you only smoke their eyes.

Squeamish - 2011-03-08
Old_Zircon - 2011-03-08
Only the best animal EVER.
threads - 2011-03-09
Fuck the exotic pets industry. It's a venomous monkey that drinks beer. It's fucking awesome and I want an army of them.
Pillager - 2011-03-09
My War Sloths sneer in your general direction.

Anaxagoras - 2011-03-09
Very. Slowly.

Still sneering. Wait for it.

Almost there.

Sneer achieved!

split tail - 2011-03-09
This lazy creature has only to nudge you with his elbow to defend himself. Gotta love it!
Jet Bin Fever - 2011-03-09
This animal lives only to entertain.
Jeriko-1 - 2011-03-09
5'd for snatching umbrella back indignantly.

"MINE! MINE, MINE, MINE or I help you not!
fluffy - 2011-03-09
"Ha ha, got your umbrella. Oh, here, I'll give it back... ha ha, too SLOW!"
chumbucket - 2011-03-10
until the astronaut breaks back through the time distortion to tell us all about the planet with Loris Law.
Simian Pride - 2013-04-12
http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/nature/youtube-sensation- fuelling-trade-in-an-endangered-species-2248930.html

"Dr Nekaris said the loris in the umbrella video had suffered a head wound, most likely caused by being transported in a cage. Although the creature may look happy, it submits to being tickled as a passive defence-mechanism to deal with stress.

The loris is a nocturnal animal and is effectively being blinded by the daylight in the videos. Disoriented, it grasps at the umbrella believing it is the bamboo of its natural terrain."
Mister Yuck - 2014-03-08
Heh, by watching this video and increasing its page-views, I'm contributing to this animal's suffering, and encouraging its most-likely-awful creators to keep being awful. I may actually have paid them a little bit through YouTube's affiliate magic and in that way funded this. Modernity's a bitch.

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