better animals tag

knew there was a obvious tag I was missing.

It's cute but it's in Russia which means its teeth have been ground into nothing so it can't bite people with its poison bite. The poison in its elbows has also probably been removed by surgically taking them out. In order to get this animal, it was probably smuggled in horrible conditions from Southeast Asia where many of its kin died and where most likely the forest where it lived was burnt to the ground to grow soy beans or raise cattle.

Go exotic pet craze, go.

I was going to submit this, as the better animals tag came to mind. Then I researched Slow Loris as pets and realized they have a poison bite. Then what baleen has said...

My favorite part about this video is that it was apparently so cute that Baleen still couldn't give it a 1.

@ Baleen, at the rate their natural habitat is disappearing, they'll soon only exist in captivity.

The "cutegasm" tag especially.

Eh, their toxin is only a mild irritant at best (unless you're allergic of course).

From the Wikipedia page on tiny umbrellas? Please say yes.

Turns out you only smoke their eyes.

My War Sloths sneer in your general direction.

Very. Slowly.

Still sneering. Wait for it.



Almost there.



Sneer achieved!

Heh, by watching this video and increasing its page-views, I'm contributing to this animal's suffering, and encouraging its most-likely-awful creators to keep being awful. I may actually have paid them a little bit through YouTube's affiliate magic and in that way funded this. Modernity's a bitch.