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Desc:I'll be honest: I could only take 1.5 minutes of this
Category:Crime
Tags:Wikipedia, fabulous, ben schumin, Old Man Murray
Submitted:Anaxagoras
Date:03/09/11
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Comment count is 47
SorenB
"Whats up with stuff?"

That's twenty minutes of his life that he could have been washing his forehead.....
baleen
He's aged so gracefully!
Tom Collins
I'm pretty sure Brad Pit is twice his age, and looks years younger than him.

grimcity
I only went through a few seconds of video but looked at his YT info... is he really 29? I'm 36 and he looks older than my dad.

Smellvin
I watched 30 seconds of this. Then I skipped eight minutes ahead to see what he'd be talking about next... it was still the fire alarms... Ugh.
mouser
Made it to 12s.

Smellvin
Anyhow, what was the insult eight years ago? It must've been pretty good to have stuck with him for that long.
Anaxagoras
If I understand it correctly, the grave insult was that his homepage was featured on portal of evil. And from that action, 8 years of vendetta against all things related to Chet & K.Thor was spawned.

Corman's Inferno
Actually, Schumin was initially ok with PoE listing his site, and even started interacting with PoE. Then he revealed his creepy bondage fantasies to the forums, and they ripped him apart. And thus began the grudge.

Rudy
Spoiler: He talks about fire drills for 14 minutes. For some reason, he has a collection of them. He has led a full, rich life.

"In August of 2008 we had a planned fire drill, and that was exciting."
K. Brass
I watched all of it. I couldn't stop. It just kept going.

I don't get what he has to do with Wikipedia though.
Anaxagoras
He's a wikipedia admin that tried to delete the Old Man Murray page for spurious reasons.

StanleyPain
Fuck this greasy shitstain. He may not have succeeded in taking down the OMM page on Wikipedia, but he DID get the Portal of Evil page taken down simply by proposing it as "non-notable" and then deleting the whole page after no-one objected to it (great rules Wiki has there for their internal standards). He also tried to get K. Thor and Chet's pages removed I believe.

The Mothership
When did this happen? I thought I was pretty well versed in POE lore, but I never heard about that.


Oh, and this guy is awful. 5 stars.

Wander
It happened last month.

kwash
Because if you die in Wikipedia, you die in real life.

StanleyPain
Well, LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.....

Oscar Wildcat
2 min, 4 sec was my limit. Are those lobotomy scars?
themilkshark
Has he met a nice guy yet? I'd hate to see him have to appreciate fire alarms all alone.
Johnny Madhouse
His website has a fire alarm subsection. I'm not fucking kidding. He also sells t-shirts with slogans like "my favorite part of school was the FIRE ALARMS" and shit like that.

Johnny Madhouse
I'm sorry, I meant to say his websites have FORUMS with a fire alarm subsection. Having just a website devoted to fire alarms is one thing, but being part of a community that loves them is entirely another.

Paranatural
Holy Freaking Shit. Seriously, there's something incredibly wrong with this person.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Citation needed.
boner
http://catatonicboy.tripod.com/
Jack Dalton
Does Wikipedia have a conflict of interest policy for admins? Regardless, it frustrates me that so many of them feel like they are the guardians of internet information-- yet they are completely ignorant about what is meaningful or significant to the internet community. For example, pretty much every professional wrestler that has ever existed can be found on wikipedia-- great job guys! And now we are reacquainted with Beanbag Costanza sans party hat, who musters all his pathetic earthly power to get a wikipedia page deleted. You might mistake him for a loser, but when it comes to fire drill stories, he can really spin a yarn.
Anaxagoras
To its credit, wikipedia has a very clear conflict of interest policy. To its discredit, all the wiki admins were happy to overlook Ben Schumin's obvious conflict of interest.

Syd Midnight
If you can debate using nothing but Wikiettiqite cites, maintain a terse but faux-polite tone, never sleep or leave the house, and have 30,000 edits, you can do any fucking thing you want on Wikipedia as long as you don't do it to someone with more edits than you.

BOOSH
How old is this guy? He looks like he could be any age between 20 and 50
BOOSH
Oh, his youtube profile says 29

All his videos seem to be like this.

:-(


CIWB
Classic PoE exhibit. He looks like an actual escaped mental patient. What's going on with those scars/marks on his forehead?

I wonder if he ever came out of the closet? No straight man's voice has that cadence. On the other hand, no gay man is that ugly...
spikestoyiu
He's actually Abdullah the Butcher.

Dr Dim
Just from the associated videos and his keywords I think he's into that smoking fetish stuff. At the beginning he seems to emphasize "big cigars" before he gets carried away with his fire alarm nostalgia. It would be pretty special if he is actually some kind of fire alarm fetishist, not just a massive nerd about them.

klingerbgoode
who drew blobfish on his head!
phalsebob
He looked so cute in is anarchist jammies 8 years ago. Now he's an office nightmare.
Sudan no1
Ben Schumin: fugly wikipedo and fire alarm fetishist.


"in 6th grade we missed December['s fire drill]"

WHAT THE FUCK! WHO REMEMBERS THIS SHIT
spikestoyiu
Aspies?

CharlesSmith
A man who has fetishized fire drills to the point where he makes 20 minute long videos about them?

I didn't even think youtube let you post videos this long, but here we are. Maybe they made an exception in this case because of the exceptional quality.

fluffy
YouTube recently raised the maximum time allowance to people who have been members for a certain duration without any copyright complaints, or something (since reducing copyright complaints was the only reason for the 10-minute limit to begin with). I know my account was recently upgraded to like 30 minutes or something, what with all the amazing original videos I've posted that are totally longer than 30 seconds and whatever.

cognitivedissonance
He blocked me from AIM half a decade ago, and I haven't thought about him since.
cognitivedissonance
This was before I knew about POE so it wasn't against the Prime Directive. And now that POE Red is gone, does the Prime Directive still exist?

Riskbreaker
What is wrong with your faaaaaace?
Dr Dim
Is it something he associates with fire drills or is he just wrong in the head? I got a detention for shouting "FIRE" during a fire drill once so I mostly associate them with that.
kwash
Trying to watch this video in it's entirety was physically and mentally exhausting.

It's like being trapped in the most boring, pointless, one-sided conversation of your life.
Uulanbaatorbaby
How does someone that fat manage to have such permanent deep wrinkles in his forehead?
Robin Kestrel
Victory lap!
Chancho
I think he was having his first gay kiss with some other twink in elementary school when a fire alarm went off. This created an association of sex and fire alarms blah blah blah some Freudian bullshit.

But seriously, this guy is fucked.
Dib
It's like Ben's spent the last eight years watching videos of Chris-chan and thinking "I sure wish I was that guy"
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