He-Man wants to talk to you about your body.

Or your local priest.

Orco's one-man war on pedophilia wasn't going to well. Then he learned about shotguns.

The way she stares dead-eyed into the middle distance talking about sexual abuse is telling.

which do you think orko has, a minester or a rabbi?

or your scout master or hockey coach

I think Orco is Kaballah

Orco is as Kosher as Passover

I don't feel comfortable with He-Man pointing at me like that

or perhaps your magical cat