The Mothership Now mount it to a steady-cam harness and give it to some space marines. Let's rock.
blue vein steel basically why all of you aspiring EE majors need to be researching battery miniaturization, because poor energy to weight storage ratio seems to be the only thing keeping us from living in the future.
Time Travel Mishap The main thing keeping you from living in the future is me getting drunk and going back in time and screwing with things. There should be hover cars by now. They vanished after I went back and pissed in Plato's wine. I really cant explain that one.
Syd Midnight Next time you go back to the past, assassinate President Lindbergh and see if you can get us into a war with Nippon. I don't want to have to visit my Uncle Hojo this year and that ought to fuck with his timeline.
baleen Real balls of burning laser! The only problem I have with this is that the laser blast is moving too fast to dodge or deflect with some kind of deflective shield, such as some kind of rod, like a sword, or a saber, which is itself made of a kind of deflective plasma. Something like that.