|WHO WANTS DESSERT |
I'm so glad that Paul Reubens got over his public shaming so he could appear in dreck like this.
Smurf me in my smurfing smurf hole why dontcha!
|Spit Spingola |
This movie makes me want to smurf my eyeballs right out of their sockets.
Does anyone even like the Smurfs? I can't figure these things out.
Every cartoon is made worse by trying to bring it into the real world.
Masters of the Universe was a masterPIECE, you heathen!
Every joke in this movie will consist of replacing a curse word with "Smurf."
Bonus points for the pubic hair joke. Thanks, guys.
I smurfed that bitch right up the smurf, twice. She loved it. What a smurfing whore.
Please be fake, please be fake, please be fa--Goddamn it.
Five stars for absolutely atrocious.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Words smurf me.
I was all ready to write this shitheap off, but damn, Hank Azaria as Gargamel, shiiiiiiit, now I HAVE to watch it.
"I think I just Smurfed in my mouth."
Yeah, that'll do.
It looks even worse than i expected, and that's really saying something.
|Zhou Fang |
I guess they aren't going to squander Jonathan Winters on the trailer.
Loses a star for the apparent lack of an ebonics-spouting Rappy smurf complete with gold grill and "bling". Gets it back for the sexualized Smurfette.
|Jet Bin Fever |
OMG IN 3D I CANT WAIT TO REACH OUT AND TOUCH THAT HOT SMURF ASS.
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