|WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2011-03-12 |
I'm so glad that Paul Reubens got over his public shaming so he could appear in dreck like this.
|freedoom - 2011-03-12 |
Smurf me in my smurfing smurf hole why dontcha!
|Spit Spingola - 2011-03-12 |
This movie makes me want to smurf my eyeballs right out of their sockets.
|bopeton - 2011-03-12 |
Does anyone even like the Smurfs? I can't figure these things out.
|jaunch - 2011-03-12 |
Every cartoon is made worse by trying to bring it into the real world.
Masters of the Universe was a masterPIECE, you heathen!
|Xenocide - 2011-03-13 |
Every joke in this movie will consist of replacing a curse word with "Smurf."
Bonus points for the pubic hair joke. Thanks, guys.
I smurfed that bitch right up the smurf, twice. She loved it. What a smurfing whore.
|rustedmutt - 2011-03-13 |
Please be fake, please be fake, please be fa--Goddamn it.
Five stars for absolutely atrocious.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2011-03-13 |
Words smurf me.
|Zaku-sensei - 2011-03-13 |
I was all ready to write this shitheap off, but damn, Hank Azaria as Gargamel, shiiiiiiit, now I HAVE to watch it.
|dueserpenti - 2011-03-13 |
"I think I just Smurfed in my mouth."
Yeah, that'll do.
|dead_cat - 2011-03-13 |
It looks even worse than i expected, and that's really saying something.
|Zhou Fang - 2011-03-13 |
I guess they aren't going to squander Jonathan Winters on the trailer.
|Charles - 2011-03-13 |
|Rudy - 2011-03-14 |
Loses a star for the apparent lack of an ebonics-spouting Rappy smurf complete with gold grill and "bling". Gets it back for the sexualized Smurfette.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2011-03-14 |
OMG IN 3D I CANT WAIT TO REACH OUT AND TOUCH THAT HOT SMURF ASS.
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