|Tom Collins |
Guess what I'm going to do now.
Ick- porous mammal skin. Kinda makes me wish I had scales.
Holy shit, this person must have rubbed dirt onto his/her face in preparation. Biore strips barely do anything on a normal, clean face.
Amazing. Could not look away. Then, I had to go look up what a Biore strip was. I guess when you wear makeup all the time, you probably need something like this?
Little translucent nipple and penis monsters.
Someone, somewhere is masturbating furiously to this.
Suddenly I feel the urge to clean my face.
|The McK |
Fuck all y'all with normal nose skin. I was honestly surprised this wasn't grosser - when I use one of these things, it looks like a tiny forest of black trees. And then the glue gets in my enormous pores and makes shit even worse. Christ.
And yeah, I wash my face every damn day.
If I had any stars left, you would have them.
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