Better call Yung Humma. Looks like we got another banger. Or should I say "smanger"?
What is this influx of shitty songs made by kids with decent to good production value? Do kids get music videos instead of stars now?
12 seconds. 5 for evil.
I'm gonna play this on repeat until my brain explodes.
Five for the description. I almost want to submit some really evil shit if you make "First against the wall" a tag.
Why does this remind me of Jad Fair?
I mean, help me out here. I'm worried by this.
This is an entire song about wearing the same kind of jeans as Disney's kiddie pop star/future drug whore du jour.
oh no marketing to pre-teens
:39 - The closet door says "art" on it. Is this an attempt at irony?
For everyone who is suspicious of the large influx of videos featuring autotuned kids in a video with decent production values (and the token black rapper appearing half-way through each video) do yourself a favour and look up Ark Music Factory. Scary stuff.
Also, each of these videos should definitely receive an Ark Music Factory tag. This kind of evil needs to be linked together.
I'm not sure this girl is an Ark act...meaning that it is possible that two or more studios are unleashing this vile filth upon the world...
It seems you're correct sir. Apparently this video was first posted 5 months ago and she actually has more than one song available for our listening pleasure. I just assumed she was another of those unfortunate souls who fell prey to Ark Music...but she's not listed on their site.
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Why are the "rappers" in these videos always in a completely different zip code than the "singers." Why can't they be in the same shot?
Is it a requirement for these videos to start with the "singer" waking up with tousled hair?
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For a video about jeans there is a distinctive shortage of jeans.
A-B-C, 1-2-3. That girl wore her jeans like me.
I bet she's mad, cause I look fab
Ha ha ha ha, jack my swag
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But mine look new and hers just looked so old.
Oh my look at those jeans they should be posted in a magazine
matter fact let me get my phone you can strike a pose
smile for the camera FREEZE!
What? Trig bought a new Blackberry What? Trig bought a new Blackberry What? Trig bought a new Blackberry--ah just take the picture already!
sorry I was stuck in a daydream when I bought those jeans
This must be an illuminati plot, right? I mean, normal people cannot possibly unleash something this sinister, right? RIGHT?
This is begging for an industrial remake.
that poor girl is going to grow up and look like marty feldman.
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