I'm e-mailing this to everyone I know.

This is the work of a true patriot.

That's straight-up nightmare fuel right there.

That's how I remembered this movie.

My war cry is higher than your war cry.

This is why we're here.

Now that's some good propaganda.

I'm pretty sure watching this video causes something awful to happen to someone somewhere else in the world. It's like some kind of freaky voodoo incantation/Chinese curse with baby faces.

Today, Booji Boy is finally a man.

Wait... what?

BULLSHIT YOU DIDN'T CONVINCE ME LET ME OPEN THE ARK OF THE COVENANT

this thing

Oh great, those are the same faces I've seen in my dreams of blood.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

aaiiiiyy

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Just take them and leave me alone...

I was not scared at all. Nope. Not me. Those are puppets. I'm not scared of puppets. And the voices were made by a computer, so those don't scare me either.

DO NOT WATCH THIS WHILE HIGH

THANKS POETV, LOOKS LIKE IM NOT SLEEPING TONIGHT

cry...baby faces...I GET IT!

And then the War was over.

Needs a "David Lynch" tag

WHY

what in the everliving balls

This is like every DBZ powering up sequence. 5 and favourite

The terr'ists don't stand a chance.

Now THAT's a war face.