Bootymarch
I sit down.

It's my first home-cooked meal in ages.

All of a sudden, a moist, warm pitter-patter hits my food like a cold .38 slug to the chest.

It's hospitality he's pissing on.

I won't allow it.

NewHeavenSalesman
I'll tighten my belt loop, one by one. I'll add this to the list, Joshua. The list of all the times I've suffered from hunger pangs by letting you live.

kingarthur
Well done, people. (golf clap)

baleen
They made SIX of these fucking things.

MrBuddy
I don't get it. What's this have to do with Tiesto or Armin van Buuren or Deadmau5?