The evil thing is that we should find this surprising in any way
|Dread Pirate Roberts |
"It's not just dancing on a pole, it's just, all it is is you got music and you've got girls working out."
|Oscar Wildcat |
-1 star for the pole not being a cross. Also, John 8:3-11.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
This is kind of like playing Putt Putt while being very much against people who play real golf.
She is a really incompetent stripper.
Also an incompetent Christian, if she thinks empowering women is going to win her any favors with God.
"Coming up next is CHASTITY, be sure to tip your waitress and the Confession Booth is now available, just wave a nun over and be ready to PAR-TAY for tha Lord!"
This is what I love about conservative leaning American Christianity. Everything secular is suspect. But everything suspect can be quickly sanctified by adding the Prefix "Christian" or suffix "for Jesus" to it. So you get Christian Wrestling, Christian Punk Rock, Skateboarding for Jesus and now, pole dancing... It's okay to play Magic the Gathering type games as long as you buy the Christian version ("Redemption"). The age old secular/sacred conflict is resolved by branding. And the good news is, capitalism still wins. Yay!
But I'm not sure this is an instance of it. The local news took "ex-stripper starts dance studio, gives free lessons to church pals" and turned it into "Is it possible to pole dance for Jesus? The answer may surprise you!"
Re-lee-john and evreh-theeng...
This is not a gateway to stripping. No-sirree. Your crippling lack of self-worth due to constant haranguing by your christian parents, THAT's the gateway.
The shoes are good for the legs?
This is really smart. I would rather stick a dollar into a g-string than a collection plate any day.
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