|wtf japan - 2011-03-28 |
Had me at "Teen Boom Boom Doll." This is motherfucking golden.
|citrusmirakel - 2011-03-28 |
This is... not the funny kind of horrible.
"Friday" was funny because of the shallow wish fulfillment lyrics and its childish attempt to approximate Disney hip-hop music videos. It was bad, but other songs are worse.
This is just unironically awful.
What's not funny about parents paying thousands of dollars for their 12-year-old girl to dance salaciously and instruct viewers to "take a picture because it will last longer?"
|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2011-03-28 |
I can't decide if this an anthem for Pedobear or Jesse Slaughter.
|StanleyPain - 2011-03-28 |
Is this more of that Ark Music garbage?
This is something from Artist Makers Entertainment, which doesn't appear to have a website.
|spikestoyiu - 2011-03-28 |
I'm not sure what a "boom boom" is, but there's no way this girl has one.
Jet Bin Fever
Boom booms aren't handed out until their sweet 16, or whatever the legal age of consent is in your state.
I think this 'boom boom' goes quite nicely with the 'horror horror' category.
|abeli$con - 2011-03-28 |
science has finally come through with a breakthrough that allows your typical Connecticut jap to feel even more special
|Jet Bin Fever - 2011-03-28 |
Not even the lighting can give her skin the pallor of life.
|Ghoul - 2011-03-28 |
As an adult male, its illegal for me to watch this video.
|PANDAR - 2011-03-28 |
bad parenting. real bad parenting.
|Mother_Puncher - 2011-03-28 |
This is made even more awful by knowing that isn't her voice because she obviously speaks/sings with a lisp.
|Robert DeNegro - 2011-03-28 |
I'd hit that ass.
With a belt! You're so grounded, missy!
|The Mothership - 2011-03-28 |
Oh god, the awkwardness.
|Quad9Damage - 2011-03-28 |
Halfway through the video stopped loading for me, but it was then that I realized I don't need to be watching it in the first place. Please, for the love of God, go back to school and get your homework done, little girl.
|pineapplejuicer - 2011-03-28 |
i just...man. i dont know. suicide pact anyone?
|themilkshark - 2011-03-28 |
Ugly girls shouldn't do this.
|Mostly Pi - 2011-03-28 |
So at least it's good that she has her porn name figured out for when she turns barely legal. This new generation, they plan so far ahead.
|charmlessman - 2011-03-28 |
My nephew is 12. This blows my mind.
|engrish muffin - 2011-03-28 |
Her pointe technique is just dreadful.
|Comeuppance - 2011-03-28 |
Well, the important thing is that her parents are raising a child with a well-adjusted sense of self-worth.
|Pillager - 2011-03-29 |
I could only stand 1:06 of this crap.
That means I'm not on an FBI watch list, right?
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