awesome

Palette knife and those film screens from a Polaroid camera?

I predict a booming market for these in the San Fernando Valley.

There go all the jobs for the people who had to clean up after Bukakke videos.

This is what dogs are for.

Pretty awesome, but unless it works on carpets too, I'm sticking with paper towels.

file this one under "Jelly"

Misplaced piles of mayonnaise and ketchup are a big problem in Japan, and they've been looking for a way to deal with them for a long time.

fucking gross ketchup bottle at 1:50

This made me giggle delightedly every single time.

I thought the title said "Mass Transportation Device", and I hoped for a moment that they'd figured out how to teleport people.

But this is important, too.

A great machine to use for pranks; for moving the stains around while someone gets a cloth to clean it up.
Desperately needs different surfaces in the video though...

Why did this turn me on?