phalsebob Hhahaha. Now the Russians will have to replace all their tanks with thin wood veneer hulls. Good going fat bald guy!
Callamon 'but anyway, that happened' would make a good tag. Also LOL that he thinks that jacket would do anything to protect him.
Mother_Puncher It would leave a hell of a bruise and might fuck up the coat but it will save him from having to go to the ER or plugging it up with trash. On many occassions, I've fucked up and hit my leg with my machete and had it not been for my jeans I'd cut up my shins and need stitches. Clothing is a decent barrier from edges that aren't razor-sharp
Callamon A machete should be sharp. If you were using one and it was not needed then you probably did not need a machete in that situation.
I've seen machete's cut through jeans,two pairs of socks, and a boot.