kingofthenothing
choose the right skill proficiences and it's yours.

simon666
Did you miss the part where the fat bald dude in the blue Esprit shirt say it was actually a machete crossbow? And yes that is a machete.

Old_Zircon
5

SolRo
im just tired of that god damn phrase

charmlessman
Yeah, the fact that it's not a slingshot totally made the fact that it shoots machetes not cool any more. Dunce.

NotW
Fail/10 (to Sol)

Machete/10 (to the Video)

Mother_Puncher
It would leave a hell of a bruise and might fuck up the coat but it will save him from having to go to the ER or plugging it up with trash. On many occassions, I've fucked up and hit my leg with my machete and had it not been for my jeans I'd cut up my shins and need stitches. Clothing is a decent barrier from edges that aren't razor-sharp

Callamon
A machete should be sharp. If you were using one and it was not needed then you probably did not need a machete in that situation.

I've seen machete's cut through jeans,two pairs of socks, and a boot.

godot
Machetes Will Fucking Cut You Wide Open

This is a bit less of a problem with bush machetes than with panga-style ones, which are a good deal heavier for chopping wood.

oddeye
It would almost certainly tumble through the air and most likely hit with the handle.