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New Plastic Surgery Technique Makes 40-Year-Old Women Look Like Really-Weird-Looking 38-Year-Olds

TAMPA, FL—The American Association of Cosmetic and Plastic Surgeons announced Tuesday the approval of a groundbreaking new technique that will allow an otherwise normal 40-year-old woman to gain the appearance of an incredibly strange-looking waxen-faced woman two years her junior. "New understandings of dermal elasticity and tissue-ironing allow us to subtract dozens of months from a woman's apparent age while simultaneously turning her face into something bizarre and haunting," a press release from the AACPS read in part. "Now women can finally look like a grotesque simulacrum of the age they feel." The AACPS confirmed that its member surgeons would also continue their practice of making human breasts resemble chest-borne hazardous- chemical storage tanks.
You can guess where this is from.
Fox News?

Rodents of Unusual Size
My worst nightmares?

this is more true than you know. Don't ask how I know this. There are a lot of decent looking middle-aged broads in Tampa with low self-esteem, I'll put it that way.

same thing
Tom Collins
that bazoomy old devotchka got too much cutter for 'er own good
Jet Bin Fever
ay, she payed some pretty polly for some bolshy malchick to take a britva to 'er gloopy glazz.

Robert DeNegro
Uh, hello!?! If I could read I wouldn't need poeTV.
i couldn't link to the video directly...it's just a little down the page...ya whiner....

apparently there were too many words to scroll past to actually notice

Robert DeNegro
Damnit! If I only knew what these people were saying!

Robin Kestrel
In Paterson, that's just the way things go.
lumpy eyelids! The horror
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