|jyrque - 2011-04-02 |
Stay classy, Duke.
|Uulanbaatorbaby - 2011-04-02 |
Quoting youtube:"Finally we're gonna se some aliens ACTUALLY eat shit and die."
|BillLumbergh - 2011-04-02 |
We have the technology
|Innocent Bystander - 2011-04-02 |
I see a poop-shooting gun mod in the works.
|WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2011-04-02 |
No matter how terrible the game ends up, the cognitive dissonance of gamers whining that games aren't taken seriously only to backpedal when games like Duke Nukem are held to even the slightest bit of scrutiny is worth 5 stars.
Eh, yeah, you're dumb.
a few shitty titles shouldn't bring down a whole medium, or movies, music and TV shows are in MUCH worse shape than games ever will be.
Also; how about your cognitive dissonance when you lable adult gamers/professional reviewers the same as 10 year old fanboys on some duke nukem forum?
WHO WANTS DESSERT
I never said anything about the quality of the game itself, I said it's the attitude towards criticism that is hypocritical; if the cinemaphile community dismissed any criticism towards Dumb and Dumber or Jackass with "geez, it's just a movie! Quit taking it so seriously!" then it might be comparable.
Ohh cool, so to back up your stupid argument you make up a stupid hypothetical statement by no one.
Here, I'll clear this up for you; I play games, and I think this is a stupid game made for 14 year olds and people who were 14 when the last duke nukem game came out.
If you want to continue being stupid by critiqing a game made for immature kids and drunken frat boys as though it is high art, fine...write out your idiotic and boring comparison of duke nukem to, say, moby dick.
While I think there are a lot of creativity in video games, I agree with the sentiment that it's still too early to call video games art. And if a game is to be measured as art, it should be by how clever and insightful the medium's own base characteristic - interactivity - is handled in it.
|Jack Dalton - 2011-04-02 |
This feature accounts for 4 years worth of delay-- 3dRealms wanted to get the feces throwing physics just right.
|Samisyosam - 2011-04-02 |
Considering that nobody stopped to look at the upload date of this video, I've come to the conclusion that this was the most successful april fool's prank perpetrated this year.
Duke Nukem forever may be the most successful joke of the last...damn, how many years have they allegedly been working on it now?
|Comeuppance - 2011-04-02 |
Is the draw of this game that Duke has lost control of his body to something that hates him? If that's the case, this video makes a whole lot more sense.
Man, actually, that would be a sweet game - a first person shooter wherein you try to make the character miserable.
"YEAH, PICK UP THE SHIT. THROW IT AROUND. SMEAR IT ON THE FOUNTAIN AND DRINK FROM IT. GIVE YOURSELF SOME POOP LIPSTICK AND BLOW IT LIKE IT'S YOUR PROM DATE."
It's a joke about breaking the fourth wall, not a focal plot point.
No shit, huh.
Thanks for clearing that up for me, genius.
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