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jyrque - 2011-04-02

Stay classy, Duke.

Uulanbaatorbaby - 2011-04-02

Quoting youtube:"Finally we're gonna se some aliens ACTUALLY eat shit and die."

BillLumbergh - 2011-04-02

We have the technology

Innocent Bystander - 2011-04-02

I see a poop-shooting gun mod in the works.

WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2011-04-02

No matter how terrible the game ends up, the cognitive dissonance of gamers whining that games aren't taken seriously only to backpedal when games like Duke Nukem are held to even the slightest bit of scrutiny is worth 5 stars.

SolRo - 2011-04-02

Eh, yeah, you're dumb.

a few shitty titles shouldn't bring down a whole medium, or movies, music and TV shows are in MUCH worse shape than games ever will be.

Also; how about your cognitive dissonance when you lable adult gamers/professional reviewers the same as 10 year old fanboys on some duke nukem forum?

StanleyPain - 2011-04-02

So in other words, when a movie like Dumb and Dumber or Jackass comes out, it means that Lawrence of Arabia or The Godfather no longer exist.

WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2011-04-02

I never said anything about the quality of the game itself, I said it's the attitude towards criticism that is hypocritical; if the cinemaphile community dismissed any criticism towards Dumb and Dumber or Jackass with "geez, it's just a movie! Quit taking it so seriously!" then it might be comparable.

SolRo - 2011-04-02

Ohh cool, so to back up your stupid argument you make up a stupid hypothetical statement by no one.

Here, I'll clear this up for you; I play games, and I think this is a stupid game made for 14 year olds and people who were 14 when the last duke nukem game came out.

If you want to continue being stupid by critiqing a game made for immature kids and drunken frat boys as though it is high art, fine...write out your idiotic and boring comparison of duke nukem to, say, moby dick.

WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2011-04-02

quit gettin mad at videogames

memedumpster - 2011-04-02

This thread is awesome. There are no video game equivalents to cinematic and literary masterpieces. There has never been a video game as good as the best of movies.

fatatty - 2011-04-02

Sadly I have to agree with memedumpster. We're not there yet. I think someday we will get there, but not yet.

The games everyone points to as masterpieces like Bioshock and Fallout are still just some guy running around with a gun in really pretty environments blowing up people's heads.

Riskbreaker - 2011-04-02

Quit getting so worked out about videogames. Really, i miss the days when we could just talk about a game and not jump into a "BUT IS IT ART?" debate. Most "gamers" and video game "journalists" have no clue of what they're talking about, so don't take them seriously either.

Udderdude - 2011-04-02

This ain't no Chess.

jyrque - 2011-04-03

While I think there are a lot of creativity in video games, I agree with the sentiment that it's still too early to call video games art. And if a game is to be measured as art, it should be by how clever and insightful the medium's own base characteristic - interactivity - is handled in it.

Jack Dalton - 2011-04-02

This feature accounts for 4 years worth of delay-- 3dRealms wanted to get the feces throwing physics just right.

Jet Bin Fever - 2011-04-02

Worth the wait.

Samisyosam - 2011-04-02

Considering that nobody stopped to look at the upload date of this video, I've come to the conclusion that this was the most successful april fool's prank perpetrated this year.

Vaidency - 2011-04-02

Duke Nukem forever may be the most successful joke of the last...damn, how many years have they allegedly been working on it now?

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Comeuppance - 2011-04-02

Is the draw of this game that Duke has lost control of his body to something that hates him? If that's the case, this video makes a whole lot more sense.

Man, actually, that would be a sweet game - a first person shooter wherein you try to make the character miserable.

jyrque - 2011-04-03

It's a joke about breaking the fourth wall, not a focal plot point.

Comeuppance - 2011-04-03

No shit, huh.
Thanks for clearing that up for me, genius.

Caminante Nocturno - 2011-04-03

Comeuppance gets 5 stars.

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