Millard 
I love this unconditionally.
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hammsangwich
If you look like a magnetic dime-store toy when you grow facial hair, you should not grow facial hair.
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hammsangwich
Also, this guy seems like a more upwardly mobile, but far more depressed chris-chan. Check out his other vids, especially the one about candy.
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TheQuakeSoldier
I just can't keep up anymore... are all these pathetic videos real or are people doing them facetiously?
Seeing all of these out of context, they just boggle the mind.
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freedoom
Wait, he was holding a Q/A in person? Expecting people to show up? What?
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delicatessen
He's shocked because he's clearly a man that's not used to being disappointed.
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NewHeavenSalesman
His constantly fearful, on the verge of crying facial expression, along with wearing a dress shirt and tie to his meet and greet.
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deadpan
lips and eyebrows.
Also was waiting for him to rear-end the car in front of him while weeping into his flip camera.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
It would be so much easier to believe this was all a sham.
I tend to think this is how a lot of people would start to look like if most of humanity was wiped out and they had no one to communicate with.
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delicatessen Or if they were desperately lonely and needed human contact and they bought themselves a flipcam.
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Tom Collins
I don't think this poor bastard should be wearing a blue shirt. Once we work on his image, we can get him the million odd users he needs for his goal.
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Raggamuffin
He should have started fielding questions from the employees/other customers at chipoltle.
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Chalkdust topics could include:
"Who are you?"
"What are you doing here?"
"Are you going to order anything?"
"Would you please leave before we call the police?"
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themilkshark
Perez Hilton made all of this look so much easier.
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memedumpster
This is what happens when role playing games stopped being tabletop.
Also anxiously awaiting the linking of the "wooly willy" tag.
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Robin Kestrel
No, fish mouth, you ran out of things to talk about four and a half minutes ago... that's half your problem right there.
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simon666
There is something about the timber of his voice that makes me think he's channeling Spikebravo.
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Grandmaster Funk
Wow, also just sampled some of his other (amazing) videos. This guy has to be the single most pitiful specimen on the internet. The interminable, simpering, repetitive whining. The butthurt responses to his critics. The asinine, wishy-washy opinions on the most trivial and boring of topics.
I'm sure this guy will remain prolific in his output of distilled pathos until the day he finally offs himself or molests a kid or something.
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Grandmaster Funk Oh, as a bonus, he appears to be actively falling for a check-cashing scam, too.
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CIWB
I'm bothered by his vlogging while driving. I mean, really. Can't it wait until you get home? This should become the next media scare-fest, after texting while driving becomes boring.
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fatatty
What Q's could anyone possibly want A'ed by this person.
Even if he had 10,000 subscribers and gave a weeks notice to meet at his usual spot at the library, I can't see him ever not showing up disappointed and alone.
What a strange, strange reality to find yourself expecting to exist.
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spikestoyiu I'd ask how a blobfish gained the ability to communicate and operate technology. And then if this is some sort of evolutionary step that we humans need to be aware of.
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Gwago
This guy is golden. Great find.
What the hell does that tagline even mean?!
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Pillager
http://www.youtube.com/user/IAmTheEnd1000
"One Million Subs is just a goal of mine. I will promote the channels of my first million subscribers when I get there."
Wow.
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TeenerTot
Before the internets, a kid would deal with being an outcast by passing a note to the popular girl at school: "do you like me? check Y/N?" He would have the immediate stinging humiliation that came from her sharing the note with the class while making the "throw-up" motion with her finger in her mouth.
This is how we learned the lessons of how to not be pathetic.
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Jet Bin Fever
I was going to see this guy at Chipotle. The entire day, I kept saying, "I'll go a little later. I'll go a little later." And then when I got there, they told me he'd just left. And when I asked the guy if he would ever come back again, he said he didn't know.
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Aubrey McFate
Aw man, missed it.
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Kumquatxop
"The Q&As that I do are so that you can ask me questions about my channel, and I give you answers based off of, y'know, how I'm feeling. Sometimes I'll choose not to answer, sometimes I'll answer in a quick one or two word answer whenever possible. Sometimes I'll give a long answer. And whatever I say is how I feel about my account at that time."
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Dib
There clearly needs to be a law about driving+vloging.
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mumbly joe
so...what category does he categorize himself as?
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The Mothership
horrible, now go away and never come back.
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