Poultry? In a barrel and not a candle or wall? This is a horrible Konami game!

I assume adding a backbreaker to Haggar's stock moves makes this an original game?

I never played it but seeing this I know I missed a giant chunk of my childhood. Nothing says sidescroller brawler like postapocalyptic gangs duking it out to get the girl.

ERRYBUDDY COME ON

OMG, those poor piggies. :-(

I'm trying really hard to figure out what he's doing with those piglets.

This is the perfect Gunslinger/Huey Lewis fanfic.

Say what you want, but I unironically love that soundtrack.

I'm glad to see that they'll still be grocery stores around after the apocalypse.

So it took Konami 3 years to make a shitty version of Final Fight?

I wonder what the Bears in Games guy thinks of Boris.

I'm gonna guess: sexy, but no Mike Haggar.

Awesome OST.

By the time you fight through the never ending horde of rape enthusiasts, the girl's gotten pregnant twice and put one of the kids through college.

Oh man, the music. This is the most cheerful postapocalyptic wasteland ever.

For the public domain version of Bob Seger's Shakedown

assaulting homeless people the video game

Hometown: St. Birdland

Apparently the apocalypse was more of an inconvenience then anything else.

"We need to find a better place to buy our groceries."

Fun fact: This game is the third in a series, after Crime Fighters and Vendetta. The first two are balls out crazy as well. In vendetta you can uppercut dudes into street lamps and electrocute them.