Evening at the Improv
I'd buy one.
I'm sure Chet is directly involved in retail decisionmaking
So they use like caseless bullets, only in the video the bullets CLEARLY still have cases, even when they are pushed out of the barrel.
WTF Chet you stupid fat ugly shit.
I would have thought the complaint would be the obvious attempt to explain why the turrets never run out of ammunition, yet the schematic clearly shows a finite quantity, dumped in a jumble into the turret body.
Actually, I don't care. It's funny and I needed a laugh.
Jet Bin Fever
Lets argue about fictional things that don't matter! WOOO!
i, too, take this comment seriously and am upset by it
Not only that, but there isn't a firing pin.
Hey let's not analyse this.
I'm with Snake on this one. The Enterprise also has TELEPORTERS and they can tele people into vital ares of a Star Destroyer to have it sabotaged from the inside, and then tele the people out. OR just teleport the whole crew of the Star Destroyer into space. Problem solved.
The crew of ANY Federation Star ship is vastly superior to the autistic burn-ward victims of a Star Destoryer.
A Whitestar can both outmaneuver and outgun both a Star Destroyer and the Enterprise. Plus it is capable of limited atmospheric flight and can actually take advantage of Newtonian physics in space.
Although Lexx would just eat them all.
OMFG, a star destroyer not only has a million guns, but it also has a shitload of tie-fighters and/or stormtroopers. Also, last I checked teleporters DO NOT WORK through shields and star destroyers have shields.
Lastly, you cocksuckers, a star destroyer is FAR faster than the enterprise so your little round headed bitch can't even run away.
|K. Brass |
If I had a turret, I would want it painted as goatse. The red center of Hell and repulsion is already there.
Five stars +1 for there not even being a baby in that crib.
|Jet Bin Fever |
He doesnt mention how if you even breath on it it'll fall over and spray bullets madly.
Hey, I'm giving this three stars.
|Caminante Nocturno |
5 for the thought of a bullet-ridden comedy club.
Sometimes marketing something can be awesome
Cave Johnson is the dumbest thing to happen to the series, even worse than that fucking horribly designed co-op robot.
How do I give this clip so many stars? Like this!
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
Was that a VG Cats reference?
If I remember correctly, Game Informer had the image of the turret protecting the crib in it's Portal 2 preview, then VG Cats just took that joke and played it out with gore.
But hey, thanks for letting everyone know you read VG Cats!
Apparently not. Maybe Valve did rip this joke off! The thought of someone at Valve reading VG Cats is both depressing and not that surprising.
To be fair, the idea of a turret guarding a baby's room isn't the most far-out, novel idea in the world, and it shouldn't be surprising that two different groups thought of it as a joke.
And to be fairer, Valve did a better version. And VG Cats sucks hard.
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