Ersatz Birthers successfully convince more and more people to stop believing in Barack Obama. At the 1983 Columbia Spring Bash, Barack begins to fade out and screw up the bass line for "After the Love is Gone." Meanwhile, in present times, Joe Biden is President and enacts a comprehensive single-payer health-care system by noogie-ing all of the Republican congressmen until they vote for it. Later, President Biden enforces a draconian anti-illegal immigration measure, known as the "Make like a tree and get outta here" executive order.
Caminante Nocturno Imagine Barack Obama telling the baby boomers after passing the health care law "I guess you guys aren't ready for that, yet. But your kids are gonna love it."