|Caminante Nocturno |
Whichever one dominates the world first will give the other preferential treatment.
Their ancestors hung out, so it's okay.
You'd think we would be nicer to fish, then.
nature's biggest assholes of land and sea unite over a shared love of each others' tuna scented breath
Wait until they find out about lesbians.
Sheesh, and here I was feeling pleased because I've earned the trust of my neighborhood crows. Instead of feeding pigeons in the park, these guys are playing with wild dolphins.
Until recently I had a cat of this make and model. I can attest they are prone to unexpected fits of awesomeness.
|Shoebox Joe |
Extra! Extra! Cat killed by pack of Dolphins!
he keeps trying to mark him, but it keeps washing off!
"Yes, comrade. Tonight, while the hairless monkeys sleep."
I went to YouTube to grab some hilarious "EAR MITES GET THAT CAT TO A GOOD HOME IMO" posts, but there were only positive comments after like ten pages.
That is a testament to the force of concentrated happiness found in this video.
|Billy the Poet |
"Before I die, Imma fuck me a cat."
A conspiracy years in the making.
|Banal Intercourse |
Is this the mirror? This is all I can find:
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