He's like the alternate timeline Biff Tannen from Back to the Future 2.

He wouldn't support the Libyan rebels. Also: Obama didn't act fast enough to support the Libyan rebels. He wouldn't want soldiers in Iraq to die in vain. But he would stay there for the oil. He would handle medicare by "doing a lot of cutting," and, also, it's China's fault. He is going to "tax" China at a rate of 25% but he's "all for free trade."

I'm a bit dizzy... I think I might go lie down.

Hey America, I have a great idea! Let's give a Psychopathic Billionaire Megalomaniac access to a gigantic nuclear arsenal. He has his own Reality TV show and he bankrupted a few of his own companies intentionally. He must be qualified to do the job.

Donald Trump is Lex Luthor.

"We conquered Iraq, so everything of value there is ours now."

You don't see a lot of modern politicians go with the Attila the Hun approach to foreign policy anymore.

Okay, Canadian poeTVers, what kind of money are we talking about to be accepted by Canada? A big slab of six figures, or does it have to be a minimum of seven?

Do you accept nuclear secrets and the recipes to fast food?

Ignoring his batshit crazyness, it's interesting to see this guy get treated with such respect as some sort of expert on business when, in fact, he's a horrible businessman and has basically run the entirety of his owned properties into complete ruin. He's been basically pissing away his family's money on stuff that he runs like a dullard who thinks the money will never run out. Maybe it won't during his own lifetime, but nearly all of his wealth is liquid and is constantly running low. His enterprise, as a whole, hemorrhaging cash and his debt is about as much as a small country. He is quite possibly the worst "successful" mogul ever. He's basically an epic scale Casey Serin when you really boil it all down.

I can't wait for the big budget commercials that his campaign spawns.

Thanks again, Bern victims.