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That is what my forehead has to say after banging it on the keyboard several times. Every bit as poignant as this piece.

Even better than the endless ball hits and moans of the dying is the fact that this move has a specific name, and that name... is... LIONCOCK.

One result, evidently, of suffering THE LIONCOCK is that it makes you ride an invisible bicycle.

Another fine episode of "Ow My Balls!"

It's not a hard joke to run with, but--naturally--it's Colt Cabana who tries too hard at forcing what he thinks is silly in there and nearly ruins the joke.

Then, naturally, it's Kevin Steen who saves it by being awesome.

How could we have passed through decades of professional wrestling and only now have come upon this most fundamental form of the sport?

The rest of this porn is just as hot.

1:23 standing ovation

gayfabe?