Caminante Nocturno I wish I were a flying rainbow poptart cat. Then I would actually be happy...
HankFinch but you are not, instead you will die cold and alone.
I know, sucks right
NewHeavenSalesman Flying Rainbow Pop Tart Cat probably wouldn't have automatically downvoted This Troper videos.
Then again, he also probably wouldn't have automatically downvoted Friendship is Magic videos, so I'm not sure where I'm going with this.
Jet Bin Fever You would turn stale and crumble away, picked at by passing birds. You would succumb finally after a slow and painful death and fall, smashing on the pavement below in a splash of high-fructose blueberry filling.