spikestoyiu As ridiculous as this entire situation is (except for the dude getting a ticket for riding on the sidewalk -- fuck him), it's pretty clear that he was not arrested for telling a joke. Am I on Reddit or something now?
sosage Who said there are no jobs for professional bullies?
notascientist No one ever said that, and in fact, the police and military are routinely observed to be, in some circles, jobs for professional bullies. I am sure I have almost heard that exact phrase uttered.