Totally NOT a cult, you guys.
Some German official thinks we're crazy. I suggest we go the airport as a mob, pull down our pants, shit in our hands, and throw feces while calling her a Nazi alien soul stealer. That'll show people.
You don't know much about Germany's love of shit. They'd welcome you with open arms.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
I like how mister scrawny ectomorph dude in his khaki shorts does his best to look intimidating.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Scientology should be allowed more exposure. I'm thinking they should be the subject of Hobo with a Shotgun II: Welcome to Clearwater
Most anyone who would cause such a disturbance in an airport would be detained. Why weren't these crazy scientologists detained? Or is this not in America?
It's because the Scientologists own Clearwater, FL. They can get away with some crazy shit.
Jet Bin Fever
Well, back then airports were seen merely as terminals for carrying people from one place to another on large motorized winged flying vehicles, not today's modern draconian all-in-one detention, inspection, and Cinnabon facilities.
Dammit, I thought it was Canada. Sorry bout that. In this case then yeah, I'm really surprised they weren't shot for acting like that. Last time I was in an airport they x-rayed the sandals I was wearing, and me, looked through my shit. It reminded me of one of the first scenes in The Pianist where Gestapo are everywhere giving people weird looks.
I must be jaded, but this is no worse then a tea party rally. I was expecting some real fireworks. (Or, for that matter, some literal shit throwing, based on some of the previous comments)
She should have those people shot and cite diplomatic immunity.
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