Really? I usually just got straight for the vagina.
I couldn't finish this, too creepy.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Note, do not actually try to touch an Asian. This woman is probably his sister.
He's played too many of those Hentai Flash games.
|Grandmaster Funk |
That got 'really' gross, 'really' fast.
This is a weird ass standup routine.
|The Mothership |
"You want to control her body."
|Macho Nacho |
Remember, when talking about chi energy to a woman that you make sure to touch near her vagina, but don't actually touch her vagina.
"hey I noticed you have boobs!" Om nom nom nom...
Geez, he's doing it all wrong! First he has to spread his arms in a 90 angle, then start flapping them while imitating the sound of a wounded gorilla. Then he has to spread his odor glands all over her face. Jesus, no wonder people don't get it!
Nah, man, he's got to build a radionic box and dial in his sex appeal, plus throw a few orgone rocks around his dwelling. Then he's got to buy a servitor ring off Ebay with sexual domination in mind, rub himself with some Anna Riva "Bend Over" oil, and wear his Solomon Seal of Mars pendant and remember to charge his Tiger's Eye stone and program his quartz rock. After all that, he's got to build up his thoughtform powers to 99, and remember to bring his mp3 player with the voice recording, with the one track playing of his sexual subliminal messages on loop, to where the volume is at isn't at its lowest but still can't be heard. Then, just before he goes, he must meditate. Visualize. Attack. He is ready.
And later on when nothing happens he can record the whole thing in his journal and wonder what he could have done differently.
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