This is the whitest.
Double Dream Feet. To create the soundtrack for this video, this guy drove around his local neighbourhood snatching up 14 year old Asian girls and throwing them into the back of his 1974 ford van, he keeps all 8 of them tied up in a recording studio in his claustrophobic basement suite where he feeds them the leftovers of his previous meal without giving them their basic sanitary needs, he tells them until they have sang each one of his pop singles with perfect tempo and tone he will let them return to there parents, but deep down behind the enthusiastic eyes and pristine toothy smile of John Jacobson he knows they are never seeing the outside world again.
do the chacha
I FEEL THE BURN
I bet he gets all the girls when he hits the club.
Needs white people, john jacobson, and gary busey tags.
I dig the endless black void behind him. Could this be... hell?
This is the original, a number of memetic alternatives have been created where it is replaced with backgrounds of all kinds of weird shit.
does not even slightly compare to the original video posted here
Get this man more pills!
I used to think I wasn't cool enough to dance. I don't know what I think now.
ONLY THE POWER OF THE PEOPLE AND THE SPRINT ECHO CAN GIVE THIS MAN ANOTHER SHOT AT INTERNET FAME!!!!!!
Hey I remember you!
You got any more videos of yourself photoshopped next to sharks or dinosaurs? If you do, you can submit them yourself now.
Hmm, Moon/Killer Whale/ Serial Killer expression*makes a face* Thanks for the compliment.
Aren’t you charming. You took a very personal video without permission and put it up a sideshow to show your equally charming friends. Instead of making fun of me why didn’t you just ask what I was all about? And as for my “terrible fan fiction videos” I worked very hard on those just as I worked hard on these pictures I made. You were free to come on my channel and laugh, there was no reason for you to take my video upon yourself for your own amusement.
Since I gave you such a thrill in your circus over the years will you kindly turn me loose now? I deserved to hear these comments for myself on my own channel.
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