citrusmirakel Here's my translation:
I am a crip. I am a crip. Loco. I have scissors. I worship Cthulu. Pitchforks! And airplanes! Look at my dog. I like to shoot people who give the middle finger. I also like to shoot people who say "Okie dokie!" Mfrmfrpsdshsajsagh! Glbgbgbubblebubble PLANES! Bubblebubble STILL A CRIP glibglurbglee NOW I HAVE TWO DOGS sniksniksniksnik FUCK THA NUMBER 3! snik. A-cup titties. I'm still a crip. Number 3. Goodnight!