Zarathustra00 Now that it can catch they need to teach it to throw and bat. Then all that will be left will be to make ones that are bipedal, on a unicycle, and capable of hovering and we will finally be able to replace MLB with Base Wars.
pastorofmuppets until some idiot gives it a human heart, and then it starts throwing games out of kindness
Ersatz First we teach it to catch, then throw, then bat, and then it learns to hold out during training camp while it renegotiates its contract.
But first we should teach it to catch WITH BOTH HANDS. FUNDAMENTALS, DAMN IT.
pastorofmuppets Pretty sure the next iteration will have creepy spider legs "to cancel the vibrations." Also WTF is up with doing the math on a separate machine?