First this trailer hooked me, then it reeled me in.
That voiceover guy really mailed it in. If it wasn't for the gripping action scenes, I would have never wanted to see BLOOD HOOK.
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Sadly, it's actually WAY more boring than this looks. And, it's a Troma release, not a Troma film, so there isn't the normal array of zaniness one would expect.
"I knew this guy with a steel pelvis, got a hard-on every time the train went by!"
There, I spoiled the best joke from this movie, which was critiqued by it makers as "kinda dumb".
This was directed by MST3K's Jim Mallon using outdated news stock which was just going to be thrown out. The history books have been painting Mallon as the Johnny Ramone of the group, and it's hard to argue that.
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