Comeuppance - 2011-05-07 My friend's dog is exactly like this. Every object is something he wants you to throw for him, and every person or person-shaped object is someone who has, in his mind, NO REASON not to throw it for him.
It takes a coordinated effort of at least two people telling him no to get him to leave you alone and stop dropping his slobbery kong on your lap.
Knuckles - 2011-05-07 Alan Turing passes the canine version of the Turing test, apparently.
godot - 2011-05-07 Clearly "Turing" is sparing the pooch a cyanide laden surprise.