Comeuppance My friend's dog is exactly like this. Every object is something he wants you to throw for him, and every person or person-shaped object is someone who has, in his mind, NO REASON not to throw it for him.
It takes a coordinated effort of at least two people telling him no to get him to leave you alone and stop dropping his slobbery kong on your lap.
Knuckles Alan Turing passes the canine version of the Turing test, apparently.
godot Clearly "Turing" is sparing the pooch a cyanide laden surprise.