|John Holmes Motherfucker |
I laughed loudly.
Obviously faked but I still lol'd
|Caminante Nocturno |
Clam Tigger, one of my favorite Winnie the Pooh stories when I was a kid.
Clam Rigger: special effects person who's in charge of setting up clams for a shoot.
it was either that or a nautical joke, and thusly youve betrayed your CG origins
I said shoot, not shot! I could be talking about regular special effects!
Which means I should get some sleep now.
A slightly larger clam. I was in Rhode Island once and I saw one of these.
Clam Jigger: Clamato and rum.
Clam Pigger : the grossest person in any seafood restaurant.
No Clam Wigger yet? You guys disappoint me.
Clam Nigger: A.... fuck.
Clam Figger, it's a Moroccan delicacy.
Clam Snigger, for hipster clams
Clam Vigger: Close the deal, or he closes shut on your kneecaps.
Oh wow. I simultaneously hate and love the Internet right now.
Portal of Evil News wants you all to know that this is not funny.
I don't know. It just happened so gradually that nobody noticed until it was too late.
People decided that being shitty was awesome, and they just got more and more awesome as time went along.
Clam Wigger: kenning for "crafter of merkins"; first known reference is found in "Beowulf".
Didn't south park do this joke first?
you tell me, professor chaos
SOUTH PARK DID IT! SOUTH PARK DID IT!
|spiteful crow |
Clam chigger: a deadly crustacean parasite of bivalves and a major threat to commercial clam fisheries
it was supposed to be clam digger
|The God of Biscuits |
Oh, NAGGERS, of course.
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