fedex 
wasnt this in Infinite Jest?
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StanleyPain
Damnit, there is nothing on television but ME!!
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pastorofmuppets
I could see it taking a decade to find him if he was using rabbit ears. But c'mon, the man was paying his goddamn cable bill.
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MyNameIsUnimportant
WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME I LOOKED SO FUCKING FAT
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MacGyver Style Bomb
"By Allah's Grace, Omar. I though I was going to going to fight the westerners, get them out of the Holy Land, etc. But all I do is get the old man his Pepsi and listen to him drone on about the 'old days' while he watches old videos of himself. I almost wish *something* would happen..."
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Meerkat
Is he wearing an afghan?
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pineapplejuicer
Almost makes me feel bad for him.
Almost.
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Oscar Wildcat
Take all your overgrown infants away somewhere
And build them a home, a little place of their own.
The Fletcher Memorial
Home for Incurable Tyrants and Kings.
And they can appear to themselves every day
On closed circuit T.V.
To make sure they're still real.
It's the only connection they feel.
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Unmerciful Crushing Force
Reminds of those times you see cats watching themselves on TV.
Except, y'know, with more hair.
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