I think that anticipation of stuff like this is the reason why Dead killed himself.

That's some grim pad thai. He was too busy cooking and being kvlt that he forgot to run spell check.

This is depressing. I just set myself to doing something like this, except not Vegan. Oh well, at least he's doing it right.

Good thing their optional, because I don't have a lime to make up for my gristle.

Thinking it looks like puke right when he says it.

these five stars shine brightly in the infinite blackness.

He needs a cleanup track. DO NOT ... PUT YOUR KNIVES... IN THE DISHWASHER. ALSO DON'T DUMP THAT OIL DOWN THE DRAIN!

"KEEP STIRRING, YOU FOOL, LEST THE DARK ONES TAKE THE BOTTOM OF YOUR POT!!"

missing "poetv needs a food category" tag

I'm crying with joy.

THE HEAT OF SATAAAAAAAAN!