|charmlessman - 2011-05-12 |
"We minorities should stick together!"
"Heh heh heh" (Translation: Silly Korean)
|Adham Nu'man - 2011-05-12 |
You're welcome lady.
|Rape Van Winkle - 2011-05-12 |
Embarrassed to be associated with gooks at :20. Dustin Nguyen implies a threat at :21.
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2011-05-12 |
What about Medicare? Are you for it or it or against it?
Whew! Came dangerously close to taking a stand on an issue. Crisis averted.
|kingarthur - 2011-05-12 |
Okay, the Korean lady speaks broken English and runs a dry cleaners.
But, it's okay, my wife is Korean. :D
In fact, I'm going to start use that as an excuse for everything I do.
Hey, King Arthur, you didn't tip your waiter!
It's okay, my wife is Korean!
See, it's funny because Japanese and Koreans really do hate each other.
I beat my wife within an inch of her life over the slightest perceived affronts against me. She lives in constant terror of my wildly erratic behavior. One time, I broke out her two front teeth with a plunger because she tossed me a beer in an over-handed fashion rather than an under-handed one.
It's okay, my wife is Korean.
Yeah, now that I've watched this again, they may as well have had Alex Borstein doing her Ms. Swan character.
|Xenocide - 2011-05-12 |
Society can basically be broken down into two groups: white Christian males, and miscellaneous.
|Rosencrantz - 2011-05-12 |
|citrusmirakel - 2011-05-12 |
When he immediately changes "you're Jewish" into "My family is Jewish", that's code for "I'm actually a staunch atheist".
Alert the press.
|Mother_Puncher - 2011-05-12 |
I bet if you shake them hard enough, bootleg Pokemon cards and Ben 10 merchandise falls out of their tiny pockets.
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