|Born in the RSR |
This is the only newsclip i found on youtube that features video of the girl and mom, but they neglect to mention the "virgin waxing".
More detailed article, read it and weep:
White Trash Party
"She also has her virgin wax monthly, which gets rid of her fluffy leg hair and makes sure she wont develop pubic hair in the future," says Mom. "It will save her a fortune in waxing when she's older."
Binro the Heretic
Even worse, if authorities try to get the kid away from the mom, the kid will cry and scream and beg not to be taken away.
If we pretend to be indignant about this fake fuck, maybe they'll forget that we're a bunch of fake fucks too.
5 for pure evil. I was hoping this was an Onion story.
She might as well put the kid to work in a uranium mine or something.
|spiteful crow |
Insane pageant moms are a special brand of evil. That poor kid.
|Johnny Madhouse |
Born in the RSR: Best new submitter.
Also I want to throw up.
Born in the RSR
Thank you, but i'm not new to the site, just under a new moniker... DUNN DUNN DUNN...
Well, adding that one to my list of reasons I hate Californians
I think the "pageant mom" derangement surpasses any derangements she might have picked up from California. (Says a Californian who would not be capable of feeling sorrow if this woman got hit by a car.)
I am imagining a game of Vampire the Masquerade where a Malkavian chooses "Pageant Mom" as a derangement.
"Injecting botox into your 8 year old? She should at least wait till she's 13 like me! Girls should be able to almost reach teenagerhood before people like us make them hate the way they look."-Communications Degree at local Community College Dropout now turned news anchor.
Is there anything Americans still do that shouldn't be in the DSM V? Just one thing?
So, I've managed to sit through a couple of episodes of Toddlers and Tiaras. When I say I'm not entirely sure why, that's the honest truth.
Anyway, it seems as if -- at least based on my limited exposure -- the only people who support child beauty pageants are pageant moms. They all show up, pay the entry fee, and then everyone basically wins it back in the form of cash or some shitty prize like a Barbie mansion or something.
Wait -- I don't know where I'm going with this. Nevermind.
I legitimately had no idea. Hey, people watch dog shows.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Listen to these yammering dolts.
Five stars for evil.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Here's hoping her new mom won't jam paralyzing needles into her face.
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