Dread Pirate Roberts
Absolutely not. The first two minutes are just as much fun, if not more, than the watermelon.

James Woods
There's SO much more to this video than seeing some guy crush a watermelon with his legs. Watch the whole thing for the optimal experience.

brickroad
His thighs look like parachute pants.

James Woods
STOP!

it's stop time, seriously.

The Townleybomb
Because he wants to lick that huge biceps.

glasseye
He made the guy come into work on Sunday, he might as well go all the way.

Raggamuffin
It is, perhaps, most basic.

Rodents of Unusual Size
He really wants to teach him correct grammar. Oh wait that's me.

BillLumbergh
is this gay porn? never thought the gays were that freaky.

BillLumbergh
also, why do you assume I'm a guy

oddeye
How could you not think this wasn't gay porn? Are you a heterosexual female and attracted to roided up bromos licking their own muscles or crushing watermelons between their giant meatbag thighs while a white manthong holds back their pencil dicks?

BillLumbergh
yeah, no, because that's exactly what gay people are into

no, but really, I uploaded it because I thought it was ridiculous enough to be posted on this website. it's a thing you guys do here amIright? posting stupid shit.