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The legends are true! He has returned to claim his kingdom! All hail the king of Dabuleni!
You can pretty much skip the first two minutes of this, and the last 15 seconds. Not enough Gallagher going on.
Dread Pirate Roberts
Absolutely not. The first two minutes are just as much fun, if not more, than the watermelon.
There's SO much more to this video than seeing some guy crush a watermelon with his legs. Watch the whole thing for the optimal experience.
His calves look so tiny compared to his thighs. Also he is at half mast for most of this.
I never thought a real-life version of Chun-Li's thighs would end up on a guy.
Wow, and even after all that he faked it.
Why you uploading gay-porn?
is this gay porn? never thought the gays were that freaky.
How could you not think this wasn't gay porn? Are you a heterosexual female and attracted to roided up bromos licking their own muscles or crushing watermelons between their giant meatbag thighs while a white manthong holds back their pencil dicks?
yeah, no, because that's exactly what gay people are into
no, but really, I uploaded it because I thought it was ridiculous enough to be posted on this website. it's a thing you guys do here amIright? posting stupid shit.
"this isn't me."
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