Good gravy! Environmentalism is trying to turn people from Christians that believe in shit we can't see and only turn to him because other people bribe them to believe to a philosophy that can help better all of civilization! From now on, I'll leave my Cadillac car running at all times to combat this villainous agenda!
The Mothership - 2011-05-14 "Environmentalists have a long history of believing and promoting exaggerations and myths."
RedHood - 2011-05-14 "The Cult of the Green Dragon" sounds pretty fucking sexy.
Robin Kestrel - 2011-05-15 Really. They make environmentalism seem pretty great.
memedumpster - 2011-05-14 Thanks, nature, for making us a species that lies its ass off about you to the point of suicide. You're a dick.
moral sex - 2011-05-14 I'm an environmental biologist. Can you imagine how painful this was for me to watch? This isn't just some isolated thing, it's a whole movement.
For the rest of my life I'm going to have to deal with these people trying to cut my funding.
fatatty - 2011-05-14 "The believe in protecting nature even above people"
Ummm....I'm pretty sure people are part of nature....
Unless you're a Christian I guess and then people stand above and apart from nature.
Corpus Delectable - 2011-05-14 "Scaring little children to achieve your political ends is reprehensible."
But you get a free pass for your religious ends, I guess.
Rudy - 2011-05-16 I especially loved the Baptist guy accusing the scientists of "promoting exaggerations and myths".
Baldr - 2011-05-15 Nice job internet checkmating yourself there, champ.
kingofthenothing - 2011-05-15 Cult of the Green Dragon sounds like a great group to join. I'd like to get a pamphlet or a brochure or something.
Vaidency - 2011-05-18 It's amazing that christianity has managed to endure for so long with threats like "radical environmentalism" out there. I can't imagine a more insidious threat to one's spiritual welfare.
Jet Bin Fever - 2011-05-18 Dear fucking christ this is evil. I can't wrap my head around it... sooooo God made the Earth and all of its creatures and resources so that we can drive our Hummers and eat all the endangered animals we want? I have no idea how someone can justify that biblically.