baleen - 2011-05-16 How dare you... She worked haaaard to be a model, and at a time when ifyouwereablackwomanyouwereshownthedoor! HOW DARRRRE YOU. *mascara snakes*
Jim Quin - 2011-05-15 Starring Don Henrie as every entry-level player's first Vampire: The Masquerade character! By virtue of his sacred title King of the Vampyres, he has power of veto over which strip mall all lesser vampyres must drive to in their mom's Saturn to purchase him sacrificial gifts of pepperoni pizza-flavoured Combos. And hand-jobs from the fat girls.
heyitslozeau - 2011-05-16 Madeline Albright could leg press 400 lbs, just saying.
Mother_Puncher - 2011-05-16 I'm actually a humboldt squid in a human body. I should get a spot on Tyra.
Caminante Nocturno - 2011-05-18 How can a human being stand being around her for more than 20 seconds?