it's a toe-tapper, for sure
Better than I thought it would be, but just a bit too long.
|C. Eloi Marx |
I was ready to hate this.
What I hate about it is how Liberals think they're too good to shop at Walmart. They also think they're not being any more harmful to Mainstreet when they shop at Target.
I hate shopping at Wal-Mart because its trashy. At least the one in my town. Their displays are falling over, they have pallets of shit just laying in the aisles. The people that work there are rude and lazy. There's a layer of grime on everything. Shelves are never in order; they have merchandise scattered around. I hate it. I will gladly pay an extra few dollars to Target to shop in a brighter, friendlier atmosphere.
It has nothing to do with me being liberal or conservative. I don't want to give money to a store that doesn't even fucking try. Every now and then I do stop into WalMart to get something specific, and get the fuck out of there ASAP.
In addendum: I think the (few) people that don't understand why the rest of the world hates Wal-Mart must be very lucky, and actually have quality stores in their area. I am guessing that your Wal-Mart isn't as trashy as mine, Cena Mark. Or if it is, I'm guessing you'd rather have low prices than a shitty shopping experience. Just the opposite for me. I am willing to pay more for customer service and *feeling safe* as I leave the store.
Every Walmart I've been to is clean. The only real problem in them is that they usually don't hire enough people to do checkout so your wait is usually a bit longer.
Really. They make billions and billions each year, but somehow they can't seem to afford to ever have more than three fucking checkout lanes open.
I like how you capitalize Liberals. Also, how you lick my taint.
-1 because the people of the people of walmart are a bit bigoty.
-1 for annoying quavering hipster singing.
-1 for begging for subscriptions.
They're hipsters calling out "hipsters" (:56), apparently.
Everyone's a hipster and everything you do makes you a hipster.
I knew that would get people going. Man, chill out, I just don't have any other breezy and convenient label for them.
Also, that singing style is really annoying, whatever you call it.
No, it's laziness. Also, there are awful superficial people in every generation... I just don't feel right calling them preppies.
Yeah. I always revel in what the word hipster means around here. The word hipster is a joke itself. It's self-joke joke. You wear an old shirt and have a beard and you call yourself a hipster. It was a joke in the 50's and it's a joke now. It's never been serious. When people take it seriously, that's the joke.
Does being in on the "joke" make you a hipster or is taking it seriously? Or does picking either side make you a hipster? What about being too cool to take a side?
I love Walmart. Of course you won't see me on this site, because I don't dress like a freak when I go.
Why wouldn't you? That's part of the experience. Like Rocky Horror Picture Show.
It's probably because people are infatuated with cheap garbage. And getting their nails done in the same building that they can also buy a shower liner and a foot long from.
This reminds me that I should submit a photo I took from there. Some redneck in tie-die muscle shirt, tie-dye short short and a mullet speeding towards the door.
And I spelled tie-dye two different ways in that post. Nice!
|Jet Bin Fever |
Sorry, I like making fun of ridiculous people and all... but Yakkety Sax would've suited my tastes better than some drawled out theater major in a tube top.
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