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Nikon - 2011-05-21
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Urburos - 2011-05-21
I wonder what they're all going to do when it's May 22nd.
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2011-05-21
One of the following:

1. Insist that their unchanging, perfect God changed its mind.
2. Change the date, probably to the one for that Mayan calendar thing, in spite of their own holy book stating definitively that nobody will ever know the date/time.
3. Continue ignoring that the rapture isn't in the bible and was the creation of a bunch of god botherers and a girl named Margaret McDonald.
4. Claim they didn't listen to him anyway and/or were duped by Satan.

Note, nowhere on the list is anything about self-reflection, re-evaluating their beliefs, or shutting the fuck up about religion.

The McK - 2011-05-21
Actually, historically the first thing they do is try to recruit other people to their beliefs. Nothing shores up a damaged faith like new converts!

phalsebob - 2011-05-21
How about 5) Pretend the rapture did happen, but was not perceivable unto the unbeliever or some shit. This would require constant and intense cognitive dissonance on the level of a Kurt Vonnegut character in mid breakdown, so it should be a completely plausible option for them.

wtf japan - 2011-05-21
Definitely, #1. Camping will likely claim that the outpouring of faith demonstrated by the small group of true believers was enough to stay God's hand... THIS TIME. He will probably make an allusion to Abraham's attempt to haggle God out of nuking Sodom.

Oktay - 2011-05-22
6) We all got left behind.

Old_Zircon - 2011-05-22
Same thing they did in 1994.

Syd Midnight - 2011-05-24
From what I've seen on their forums, it's a mix of #2, #5, and #6 because the #4's get banned.

Paracelsus - 2011-05-21
Well, there goes my big plan to get out of my student loans. Fuck.
hammsangwich - 2011-05-21
Well, the guy said "around 6pm" I think.
themilkshark - 2011-05-21
I have a BIG problem with these people owning dogs. Come on, who do you expect to feed your dog on the 22nd? You should have found a Godless heathen to adopt your animal! Shame on you, irresponsible pet owners!
The McK - 2011-05-21

Only 5!

Cena_mark - 2011-05-21
Thejuicefish: Don't you know all dogs go to heaven?

chairsforcheap - 2011-05-21
ok that was actually pretty good mark.

Oktay - 2011-05-21
From http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Contract_and_Payment.html

If subscriber loses his/her faith and/or the Rapture occurs and subscriber is not Raptured (aka is "left behind") EE-BP disclaims any liability; no refund will be tendered.

Caminante Nocturno - 2011-05-21
Guys I'm writing from Heaven.

I was raptured.

It turns out God really likes anime.

You should've listened to me when you had the chance.
Cena_mark - 2011-05-21
I assume God likes My Little Pony too.

Cena_mark - 2011-05-21
Satan loves Troper videos. I'll be enjoying them in Hell.

The McK - 2011-05-21
God loves all the little cartoons.

Except Chilly Beach, because seriously.

Nikon - 2011-05-21
Hopefully heaven is like the holodeck so we can make it just like those japanese animes.

chairsforcheap - 2011-05-21

sosage - 2011-05-21
So God doesn't like anything larger than A cups?

Jet Bin Fever - 2011-05-23
I hear God celebrates Card Captor Sakura's birthday too, Caminante.

Oktay - 2011-05-21
That's not great, it doesn't start with an earthquake, no birds or snakes, no aeroplane, Lenny Bruce is scared shitless, and so on.
Nikon - 2011-05-21
TeenerTot - 2011-05-21
From the LA Times:
By late afternoon, a small crowd had gathered in front of Camping's Oakland headquarters. There were atheists blowing up balloons in human form, which were released into the sky just after 6 p.m...

I'd love to see video of that.
twinkieafternoon - 2011-05-22
To the mesosphere!

Finally, we can die!

kwash - 2011-05-22
Down, already.
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