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Desc:IT'S 6:00 PM EST. HERE IT COMES.
Category:Religious, Educational
Tags:crazy, religion, rapture, End of the World 2011, Tribulation Party Squad
Submitted:dead_cat
Date:05/21/11
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Comment count is 29
Nikon
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha.
Urburos
I wonder what they're all going to do when it's May 22nd.
SteamPoweredKleenex
One of the following:

1. Insist that their unchanging, perfect God changed its mind.
2. Change the date, probably to the one for that Mayan calendar thing, in spite of their own holy book stating definitively that nobody will ever know the date/time.
3. Continue ignoring that the rapture isn't in the bible and was the creation of a bunch of god botherers and a girl named Margaret McDonald.
4. Claim they didn't listen to him anyway and/or were duped by Satan.


Note, nowhere on the list is anything about self-reflection, re-evaluating their beliefs, or shutting the fuck up about religion.

The McK
Actually, historically the first thing they do is try to recruit other people to their beliefs. Nothing shores up a damaged faith like new converts!

phalsebob
How about 5) Pretend the rapture did happen, but was not perceivable unto the unbeliever or some shit. This would require constant and intense cognitive dissonance on the level of a Kurt Vonnegut character in mid breakdown, so it should be a completely plausible option for them.

wtf japan
Definitely, #1. Camping will likely claim that the outpouring of faith demonstrated by the small group of true believers was enough to stay God's hand... THIS TIME. He will probably make an allusion to Abraham's attempt to haggle God out of nuking Sodom.

Oktay
6) We all got left behind.

Old_Zircon
Same thing they did in 1994.

Syd Midnight
From what I've seen on their forums, it's a mix of #2, #5, and #6 because the #4's get banned.

Paracelsus
Well, there goes my big plan to get out of my student loans. Fuck.
hammsangwich
Well, the guy said "around 6pm" I think.
themilkshark
I have a BIG problem with these people owning dogs. Come on, who do you expect to feed your dog on the 22nd? You should have found a Godless heathen to adopt your animal! Shame on you, irresponsible pet owners!
The McK
http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

Only 5!

Cena_mark
Thejuicefish: Don't you know all dogs go to heaven?

chairsforcheap
ok that was actually pretty good mark.

Oktay
From http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Contract_and_Payment.html

If subscriber loses his/her faith and/or the Rapture occurs and subscriber is not Raptured (aka is "left behind") EE-BP disclaims any liability; no refund will be tendered.

Caminante Nocturno
Guys I'm writing from Heaven.

I was raptured.

It turns out God really likes anime.

You should've listened to me when you had the chance.
Cena_mark
I assume God likes My Little Pony too.

Cena_mark
Satan loves Troper videos. I'll be enjoying them in Hell.

The McK
God loves all the little cartoons.

Except Chilly Beach, because seriously.

Nikon
Hopefully heaven is like the holodeck so we can make it just like those japanese animes.

chairsforcheap
http://bit.ly/3zvYrO

sosage
So God doesn't like anything larger than A cups?

Jet Bin Fever
I hear God celebrates Card Captor Sakura's birthday too, Caminante.

Oktay
That's not great, it doesn't start with an earthquake, no birds or snakes, no aeroplane, Lenny Bruce is scared shitless, and so on.
Nikon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US5t6aZLNwg
TeenerTot
From the LA Times:
By late afternoon, a small crowd had gathered in front of Camping's Oakland headquarters. There were atheists blowing up balloons in human form, which were released into the sky just after 6 p.m...

I'd love to see video of that.
twinkieafternoon
To the mesosphere!

Finally, we can die!

kwash
Down, already.
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