One of the following:

1. Insist that their unchanging, perfect God changed its mind.
2. Change the date, probably to the one for that Mayan calendar thing, in spite of their own holy book stating definitively that nobody will ever know the date/time.
3. Continue ignoring that the rapture isn't in the bible and was the creation of a bunch of god botherers and a girl named Margaret McDonald.
4. Claim they didn't listen to him anyway and/or were duped by Satan.


Note, nowhere on the list is anything about self-reflection, re-evaluating their beliefs, or shutting the fuck up about religion.

Actually, historically the first thing they do is try to recruit other people to their beliefs. Nothing shores up a damaged faith like new converts!

How about 5) Pretend the rapture did happen, but was not perceivable unto the unbeliever or some shit. This would require constant and intense cognitive dissonance on the level of a Kurt Vonnegut character in mid breakdown, so it should be a completely plausible option for them.

Definitely, #1. Camping will likely claim that the outpouring of faith demonstrated by the small group of true believers was enough to stay God's hand... THIS TIME. He will probably make an allusion to Abraham's attempt to haggle God out of nuking Sodom.

6) We all got left behind.

Same thing they did in 1994.

From what I've seen on their forums, it's a mix of #2, #5, and #6 because the #4's get banned.

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

Only 5!

Thejuicefish: Don't you know all dogs go to heaven?

ok that was actually pretty good mark.

From http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Contract_and_Payment.html

If subscriber loses his/her faith and/or the Rapture occurs and subscriber is not Raptured (aka is "left behind") EE-BP disclaims any liability; no refund will be tendered.

I assume God likes My Little Pony too.

Satan loves Troper videos. I'll be enjoying them in Hell.

God loves all the little cartoons.

Except Chilly Beach, because seriously.

Hopefully heaven is like the holodeck so we can make it just like those japanese animes.

http://bit.ly/3zvYrO

So God doesn't like anything larger than A cups?

I hear God celebrates Card Captor Sakura's birthday too, Caminante.

To the mesosphere!

Finally, we can die!